It will be okay in the end. If it is not okay, then it is not the end.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now? who?
100: Why did your last thing with someone end?
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Submitted by: themonsterunderthebed
I believe there’s a curse word somewhere in there…
You mean like
Shitty Pomp and Motherfucking Circumstance?
WORST SHIT EVER.
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
Uhh what?
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IT’S TIME FOR MY GIVEAWAY!
To celebrate my 200th follower, my birthday and my one-year anniversary to my boyfriend, Matt, I’ve decided to host my very first tumblr giveaway.
Included in the prize package will be:
-A copy of Yes Means Yes! by Jaclyn Friedman and Jessica Valenti
-A copy of A Piece Of Cake by Cupcake Brown
-A journal
-13 of the cutest fucking colored pencils you ever did see
-A “love bug” worry stone, to keep your troubles away
-A “boobies!” sticker
-A fucking adorable handmade stuffed cyclops owl (made by yours truly)
-12 condoms
-A small clitoral vibrator from EdenFantasys
-2 soft cup menstrual cups
The Rules:
-You don’t HAVE to be following me, but I’d appreciate it. Especially since this giveaway was mostly prompted by the fact that I reached a landmark number of followers.
-You may reblog as many times as you like, and one like counts as an entry, but only on one of your accounts. I think it’s cheap if you enter on, like, six different blogs. Don’t be a dick.
-If someone who doesn’t need/want a vibrator or menstrual cups wins, I’ll think of something else.
-The giveaway ends on June 13th, after I graduate, because I don’t want to deal with it until then.
Good luck, have fun, and I hope you win. I love you guys!
